Facebook Attention Seekers

Women who feel the need to post multiple pictures of themselves every day, air their dirty laundry in public, post RIP messages for dead relatives, and generally announce everything in their life on Facebook in order to get attention, sympathy and likes. Usually containing foul language and written by stupid teenage girls/stupid adult women who are unable to spell the most basic words in their posts.

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 1
Post: Sick of the people in dis town talkin bout me behind me back, if u got somethin to say do it to me face, ye durty bitchezz
Reply 1: u tell em girl, sum snakes in dis town, dirty cuntzz
Reply 2: i'm here for u babe xxx
Reply 3: sum scummy bitches girl xxx

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 2
Post: Can't believ its 20 years since my Nanny died - I never met her but I still miss her loadz everyday xxx
Reply 1: U ok girl, im here for you xxx
Reply 2: U ok, private message me, luv u xxx
Reply 3: chin up girl xxx

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 3:
Post: How could he do did to me???? I hate my life !!!!!
Reply 1: U ok girl, private message me, luv u xxx
Reply 2: U ok girl, im here for you xxx
Reply 3: chin up girl xxx

etc. etc.

by ZUZU1 July 4, 2015

Comment Attention Whore

Person on youtube who writes "Like if You're watching in 2016" or "im only 13 and all listen is punk rock. am i cool yet?"

God that kid is such a Comment Attention Whore.

by Ni11ioN June 10, 2016

The French Attention

In customer service when a customer is being unreasonable and asking for unnecessary accommodations despite the service they have been getting is beyond satisfactory, so the customer service staff will pretend to make the extra accommodations to please the ungrateful fucksticks. This works 100% of the time because these customers are attention seeking and lack a grip on reality, therefore they unable to actually determine the quality of service they are receiving.

“The Karen on table 4 is complaining her Chicken Parm doesn’t have enough chicken.”
“ Give her The French Attention. Based on her haircut I doubt she has any ability to recognize objective quality.”

by waffleman95 March 2, 2021

Attending A Magic Course

Attending a Magic Course:
1) a past time engaged in by those in a boring relationship
2) an excuse to then cheat on said boring relationship

Oh my God, he's so clearly magic coursin on her...

Wheres Steve tonight ?.
Hes Attending A Magic Course.
Oh really.........

by Rev D July 3, 2009

attention seeking whore

noun- someone who will do anything to get attention from someone. most of the time its a girl. she doesnt always dress like a whore, and act like one...she just trys to talk to every single person she meets. if someone calls you an attention seeking whoe, do not assume theyre calling you a whore. they are saying you like attention from guys, and thats all youre trying to do. these type of people beome obsessive, annoying, and most of the time they are ugly. They are lonely, unloved, no one cares aboiut them, self-conscious. the only person that loves them is jesus. attention seeking whores will make up lies to what they do or what they like solemly for attention. Without the lies that make up who "they" are, nobody would pay any attention to them. being an attention seeking whore is basically the same thing as the following: ugly, annoying, obsessive, repulsive, has pimples, loud, and thier curfew is 7 oclock. when youre in highschool and youre an attention seeking whore, you really have no life and you have no potential to obtain a life of any excitement at all.

Girl: salena is an attention seeking whore!
Guy: salena? that girl is really nice, she added me on facebook randomly last week and we talked.
Girl: exactly.

by Gail Leslie Salena January 5, 2011

Attention seeking

Somebody who's more desperate than usual to get undue credit and respect.

He/she was attention seeking his/her entire life.

by Solid Mantis November 18, 2019

Attention-Seeking-Missile (ASM)

An ASM (attention-seeking-missile) is an intentional, and often desperate, attempt to draw attention to oneself by either interjecting a personal painful anecdote, faking a painful sound (coughing, sighing or panting), adding one's own comparable achievement or failure, or unnecessarily repeatedly bringing up past sufferings that turned into accomplishments.

While we were sitting around carefully listening to the story of Sam's accident, Georgio dropped an ASM about his accident that happened 15 years ago.

His older siblings kept watching TV and ignoring him while he kept dropping ASMs in the form of fake crying and painful screams.

We loved Umar's new house but Brian kept dropping attention-seeking-missile (ASM) by constantly talking about the rooms in his house and comparing them.

by cheemacs June 4, 2020