The man from the mist who owes allegiance to no man. dissapearing without a trace, he appears once a year to disappoint his parents
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I studied to become an armchair assassin as a young person, watching the likes of my idols as they eviscerated all of the onscreen fools and political idiots.
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Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
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