anus beads

beads inserted into the anus..usually for pleasure..beads strands can range from 4feet to 25 feet long...used by lesbians and gay men...or people who would like beads inserted into their anus...one should take caution while using anus beads...remove them slowly not like starting a lawnmower...

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by the great extender February 16, 2009

Prolapsed anus

Ur bum hole which has fallen apart during a huge shit inwhich u push so hard ur anus come out.

Ohh shit my bum hole, I’ve got a prolapsed anus

by I’m gonna way ur ass February 8, 2018

Hummingbird Anus

A Hummingbird Anus is when the end of a joint is rolled so tight that it quickly becomes wet and unsmokable.

I'm not getting anything, it's tighter than a hummingbird anus

by LogDog86 July 18, 2011

anus master

grand champion, and supreme master of the anus

when i had a life threatning anus disease, i went to seek help from the anus master. i had to travel for many months into the mountains, but i at last found his temple. i approached his throne and told him of my problems, then he just nodded and i felt a great sensation deep in my rectum. then i felt calm and i was at last cured.

by Hakko November 23, 2004

Anus Arrival

when you're waiting for a chick to come over and bang her.

ohh nicee nicee, i wish anus arrival would come faster..

by The Arrival Team September 9, 2010

anus explosion

when your anus explodes from a furious bowel movement.

I thought it would be a soft crap, but little did i know, it was an anus explosion.

by MisterFister6969696969 July 29, 2016

squirrel anus

Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.

My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.

by Rodger Simmons November 12, 2014