Alfie Waite

A fit dude with a massive cock.

Damn, Alfie Waite has a massive cock.

by dozyballs January 16, 2021

A Naughty Alfie

One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.

I Gave Lisa A Naughty Alfie last night

by Dhhdisisbwbegwywyshshshs July 15, 2020

Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp

person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”

by anonymous August 29, 2021

Alfie Male

Like so he is kinda cool, funny, nice and gentle. Has a normal sized shlong

Ur an Alfie male

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Alfie

a massive dildo

i like alfies

by kaitlyn xxxx March 20, 2023

Alfie Bush

Aight this man has a huge cock, Just massive. About the size of big ben (The beatboxer not the tower)

"Holy shit did you see his Bulge? It was bloody huge!"

"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"

by Alfieus April 30, 2020

Alfie

man with a 2 inch toe nail but a monster chode so phat he cant get through a doorway without turning sideways. loves to rub up against everyone and talk about his crippling addiction to furry porn.

"who's that?"
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."

by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022