alfie bell

Alfie is a young british boy who loves looking at long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack dipped in soy sauce mixed with mayo.(creamy&thick)

“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023

Alfie lord

An absolute unit who is more commonly known as the uk’s top shagger .

Alfie lord is such a beast

by The beast 174 November 22, 2021

Jace Alfy

The most annoying peace of shit on the planet that looks like fucking Elsa and talks shit even tho he has a micro penis.

Jace Alfy sucks mega cock.

by Jace’s micro peen July 3, 2019

Alfie

A man who runs on packet.
He is obsessed with it and will look in your toaster, fridge and behind the fridge for it.
He is a bad chavvey

Have you seen alfie? he just ripped out all his hair cos he ran out of packet!!!!
He is a bad Chavvey!!

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

alfie darroch

alfie darroch is a eccie muncher from stevenston

“person 1: i heard alfie darroch is a eccie munchier and is a bad winch”

by smellyermawyabam😘 November 8, 2022

Alfie K

Alfie K is an ancient Japanese warrior commonly glorified in anime. he resembles Randall from monsters inc. he's a nonchalant character who likes to lay down the law. commonly in deep thought Alfie expresses this with poses commonly like a greek statue. once asked Alfie got told I wouldn't struggle with the top

Alfie K is a nonchalant dreadhead

by randomrndm January 13, 2025

alfie

alfie is the type of boty that causes drama and drags it he always sides with wrong people and usually is highly toxic and not a good friend he is also very possesive of his friends

person: Alfie literally hates me for no reason

by rich is mustyy April 17, 2021