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emergency alert system

That fucking bullshit that wakes you the fuck up while having a good nights sleep. It fucking ruins your day and you never turn on the TV ever again.
Person wakes up: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE
Fucking Emergency Alert System: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
by jellyfish bish December 24, 2021
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brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit
oh god, look out brown alert comin through.
by danny and mason February 16, 2004
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anal alert

when your ass lets you know that your about to shit all over the place.
oh man, wheres the nearest toilet i just had an anal alert , i'm gonna shit myself any second!!
by LEARY / CARTER April 6, 2006
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boner alert

Massive erection forming or already formed
Her pokey nipples give me such a boner alert that between them and my prince albert we could have a wicked game of hoopla.
by A Key Tapper February 22, 2008
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Red Alert

"Red alert guys, it seems the daywalker decided to come..."
by TYHD February 9, 2009
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red alert

When you're on the absolute brink of shitting your pants.

The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.

The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!

Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.
by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010
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whom alert

An alert that is called by some one who, although was born in an English speaking country and speaks only English, is intimidated by others, especially immigrants, cultural minorities, and nerdy people, who speak the language better than he or she does.

By sounding this alert, one tries to hide the fact that others are smarter.
Kumar: Excuse me, but to whom am I speaking to?
Larry: Whom alert! This guy is using them $10 dollar words again!
Juan: Get over yourself Larry. Not only is speaking the English language free of charge, but Kumar has only been speaking it for 6 years. What's your excuse?
by Flagman00 July 6, 2011
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