skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.

Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.

by DATL December 16, 2008

skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

by jageerox September 12, 2015

Mud skeeter

Another word for mud cricket. See definition

Best if used with a country accent

Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.

by Cherpollake June 25, 2017

Carpet Skeeters

The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style

What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters

by EchoBSN August 16, 2017

skeeter bopping

Skeeter boppers are natural born 'doing the most' trophy winners. They go hard in the yard in everybody's yard.

Lil Jizzy was skeeter bopping through Walmart today. You should have seen Lil Jizzy go

by MD7177 December 8, 2022

Skeeter

A Skeeter or skeeter blunt is a blunt with a small amount of weed/marijuana in it

Aye boi let just roll a skeeter I gotta be home soon.

by Hungdaddy666 June 22, 2022

skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019