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Jizz Sweats

To abstain from masturbation or sex for such a long time that you start sweating semen.
After abstaining for 7 days Jimmy awkwardly got the Jizz sweats at Grandma's house.
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by Peggyatthestar January 26, 2015
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jizz baby

1. Little Bitch.
2. Someone who you dominate. (Sexually)
3. Someone who you dominate. (Unsexually.)
1. You're such a fucking jizz baby, bro.
2. I want to be your jizz baby.
3. Ahahaha, you're my fucking jizz baby. GET REKT, BTICH.
by SonOfNazareth June 24, 2016
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Jizz Flick

After the dribble of cum comes out of a pussy and forms a puddle on the bed, you flick the puddle at someone

cum pudding
Niamh got a cum pudding jizz flicked at her face
by geoffthejizzflicker November 13, 2018
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pineapple jizz

pineapple flavored jizz after consuming one pineapple
omg he had pineapple jizz all over my shirt but it tasted amaziinggg
by woah man i rule February 20, 2011
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Jizz-berries

America's Funniest Home Videos is just a bunch of dudes getting hit in the jizz-berries.

Every time I hear that song "Baby" I just wanna kick Justin Beaver square in the jizz berries.
by Mr.Dr. Professor Chester July 15, 2010
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jizz river

The act of ejaculating so much during a cream pie that it creates a backflow of jizz and travels down into the anus.
Billy hasn’t masturbated or had sex in a few days. He probably will give Cindy a jizz river tonight after he gets home from work.
by JohnnyDarkEyes November 13, 2017
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Jizz Popsicle

A frozen concoction made primarily of jizz used in the act of feltching. A jizz popsicle is most commonly used in the wilderness at various man camps along the Rhode Island coast.
His ass was so tight, I had to use a jizz popsicle to loosen and numb him up.
by PhilthyFeltcher February 25, 2017
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