April 5th

April 5th is the day where the answer to all questions is ‘suck your mum’ or just ‘your mum’

Person 1: Ayo what day is it

Person 2: your mum

Person 1: oh it must be April 5th

by xoxo dumb bitch :) April 4, 2022

febuary 5th

fuck a freind friday

hey bro its febuary 5th wanna fuck :)

by oopssksksksksksksksksks February 5, 2021

Febuary 5th

The day of the Mars Bar
On febuary 5th of each year, it is tradition to consume a mars bar at the time of your choosing. Preferably with a friend.

"It's febuary 5th! Time to digest a mars bar!"

by Pigeon Concert February 5, 2021

January 5th

Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.

“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”

by ☠︎ September 25, 2023

March 5th

Queen Doja has declared National Vibration/Aura Day on March 5th

I'm not feeling your Vibrations

Bro why are you telling me this

Cuz it's National Vibration/Aura Day!!!

March 5th

by Raph44 March 5, 2022

March 5th

March 5th is national give a girl hoodies and hugs day. Boys you better be making a female happy or that’s the end of ur life right there

Girl: “Hey today is March 5th”
Boy: “Yea so?”
Girl: “Hoodies and Hugs please?”
*Bam instant relationship*

by Holiday Fairy 💕 March 4, 2020

November 5th

November 5th is national slap-meg-in-the-face day! Slap that fucker hard!I hate meg >:(((

Hahahaha meg its november 5th take heehehe hoo hoo fuck you.

by gamer girl official November 4, 2019