November 16

November 16 Is National Girlfriends Day. Give Your Girlfriend Anything She Wants.

Babe It’s November 16th.
Here you go babe happy National Girlfriends Day, I Hope you like your present.

by National Days ™ November 15, 2021

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September 16

Sexiest day of the year. Horny people we're born on this day

Daaaamn baby you hot like a september 16

by Lesex_austin October 15, 2019

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M-16

The U.S. Military's standard issue assault rife, fires 5.56x45mm ammo. Developed to replace the M-14 Rifle that fired larger heavyer 7.62x51mm round. The original M-16 was first issued in Vietnam in 1965 and was prone to jamming because of the gunpowder used in the bullets, the fact that no cleaning kits were issued at first, also the soldiers using them were told it was so "space age" that it didn't need to be cleaned. It was also the first assault rifle issued en-masse to use plastic/fiberglass parts.

Soldier 1: OH SHIT VC'S ALL AROUND US!
Soldier 2: HOLD THEM OFF!
Soldier 1: WITH WHAT?!
Soldier 2: USE YOUR M-16!
Soldier 1: OH FUCK, ITS JAMMED!!!

by Burkus November 28, 2008

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