November 16

November 16 Is National Girlfriends Day. Give Your Girlfriend Anything She Wants.

Babe It’s November 16th.
Here you go babe happy National Girlfriends Day, I Hope you like your present.

by National Days ™ November 15, 2021

16 Bars

A documentary film about four men in a jail with a recording studio in Richmond, Virginia.

Lay down my pain in these 16 Bars.

by '93 til Infinity March 19, 2019

M-16

The U.S. Military's standard issue assault rife, fires 5.56x45mm ammo. Developed to replace the M-14 Rifle that fired larger heavyer 7.62x51mm round. The original M-16 was first issued in Vietnam in 1965 and was prone to jamming because of the gunpowder used in the bullets, the fact that no cleaning kits were issued at first, also the soldiers using them were told it was so "space age" that it didn't need to be cleaned. It was also the first assault rifle issued en-masse to use plastic/fiberglass parts.

Soldier 1: OH SHIT VC'S ALL AROUND US!
Soldier 2: HOLD THEM OFF!
Soldier 1: WITH WHAT?!
Soldier 2: USE YOUR M-16!
Soldier 1: OH FUCK, ITS JAMMED!!!

by Burkus December 16, 2008

december 16

when the fucking best fucking people that have a 10000000000 inch cock are born on this day

december 16 cock is big

by gyrdtrstdseutdusd October 21, 2019

October 16

GET RID OF THE TOXIC PEOPLE DAY YOU DONT NEED THEM

ITS OCTOBER 16 GO GET RID OF THE TOXIC PEOPLE

by 💙😱🥶😰🦋 October 16, 2020

april 16

national the lung fic day

this day in 2013 the most legendary fan fic was written.

- Patrick walks into the classroom where his favourite teacher works.

- wtf?????
- “I want to bend you over a desk and fuck you so hard, Wentz,” he growls.
- oh, is it april 16?
- every day is the lung fic day

by lung_eater3000 March 7, 2022

July 16

If you know a girl that’s born on July 16 she’s a keeper

“Why is she so perfect?”
Because she’s born on July 16th

by Scat124910baba December 23, 2021