ex sex

(v.) To indulge in sexual intercourse with a former partner.

Have some ex sex-you know what she likes!

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

ex boyfriend

a guy you once dated, but now either:
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.

a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic.
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?

by randomlybored January 11, 2009

Ex-posure

Unexpected encounters with your ex.

“I heard about this new show with a bunch of singles dating on a paradise island when their exes appear to mess things up.”

“Sounds like the ultimate ex-posure show.”

“Wicked.”

by MTVex April 12, 2014

Trophy Ex

A "Trophy Ex" is the term given to an ex boyfriend or girlfriend, who is bragworthy after the breakup. Their hotness is so superior to the average boyfriend or girlfriend that one will continue to speak of them as "the one" ex that got away.

I used to date Pamela Anderson back in the day...she was my Trophy Ex. I will never have one at that level again!!!

by Paul R. Nation February 1, 2008

deus ex

The biggest mispronounced word in gaming history.

It's not pronounced deuce-ex dumbass ... it's pronounced de-us ex

by Jay January 7, 2004

ex-hole

your asshole ex-husband, ex-boyfriend or just plain ex. a phrase used to refer to that person you used to date that you can't stand.

"Yeah, my ex-hole wants to get back together, but there is no possible way."

by caroline shrefler January 9, 2009

fed-ex

a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)

Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't

by sexycatholic 666 December 1, 2006