by Kkrrp January 15, 2012
Get the widows comfortermug. A female partner who loses her partner or lover to his overinvolvement and unbridled enthusiasm in crypto currency. Similar to the old term Golf Widow
Well I never really see or hear from.him these days since he got into crypto. I'm a Crypto Widow, that's what I am!
by Melissa Luisa April 15, 2021
Get the Crypto Widowmug. Someone that makes people feel like they are going to get shot whenever she's around. Someone that is always warning people or having other people warn people for no good reason.
The black widow wants people to remain scared of her and think that she is scarier than she actually is.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Get the Black widowmug. Me: I thought you were coming over?
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019
Get the Budweiser widowmug. A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.
Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011
Get the wank widowmug. A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.
by thiscouldberyan November 16, 2017
Get the restaurant widowmug. The black widow was actually a loudmouth that hoped she was scaring everybody enough to keep them from eating her alive.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Get the Black widowmug.