Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.
by Felicia Castro May 3, 2005
Get the Brown Torpedomug. An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.
I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!
by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008
Get the Grandpa's torpedomug. Locky Leanord The Human Torpedo, one who was thrashed by the thrashinator and got his cock ripped open.
by JD February 1, 2005
Get the Torpedomug. When having sex, the girl's cherry pops on your dick. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... The Raspberry Torpedo.
I tried a raspberry torpedo last night, my girlfriend cried and bled all over me.
Dude, it takes serious balls to try the raspberry torpedo
Dude, it takes serious balls to try the raspberry torpedo
by Doctor E-Train May 5, 2009
Get the Raspberry Torpedomug. by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021
Get the Twat Torpedomug. by realmrniceface October 19, 2020
Get the fur torpedomug. You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.
Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.
by Austin Kennedy II October 22, 2019
Get the The American Torpedomug.