Fucktard

The shortened way to say "fucking retard". Someone who is a complete, well...retard. Used to describe idiots of all varieties, including but not limited to: Myspace whores, every boss you've ever had, your parents, The Jonas Bothers, people who never leave the /b/ forum, and Mrs.Pacman.

My uncle ran into the screen door once, he looked like a fucktard.

Some girl: Can you believe he asked me out again?
Some girl's friend: After cheating on you? What an idiot.
Some girl: I know, what a fucktard.

by frogy8thefly May 6, 2009

fucktard

A contraction of the words fucking and retard. Used to negatively describe a person, place, event, or thing. Note that all fucktards are assclowns, although not all assclowns are fucktards.

(1) Saddam Hussein is a total fucktard.
(2) That song was fucktarded.

by BasharTeg March 7, 2003

fucktard

The world's hottest mustard, inducer of searing nasal pain and sometimes permanent nasal hairloss.

Person 1:Hey, did you pick up some mustard?
Person 2:Yeah, I got some Fucktard.
Person 3 (awakes from drunken stupor) Holy fuck! Better get some beerz ready!

by Cheeseboy777 May 31, 2006

fucktarded

when your beyond retarded and dumb ass a motherfucker

Hell that fool is fuckin fucktarded

by Big Slim August 15, 2004

fucktard

some one so mother fucking retared you wonder how they get dressed in the morning.

dude why are you such a fucktard

by bob the mailman March 16, 2008

fucktard

The absolute bottom of the barrel idiot.

Mobius got caught trying to stuff handfuls of dirt up his ass. He is definetly a fucktard.

by sgtpppr November 16, 2006

fucktard

Person who thinks something is only right if it's the way they want it or the way they would do it.
Fucktards usually have deep seeded misconceptions about reality and viewpoints.

That fucktard is stating their opinion again, while being assertive, inconsiderate and irrational.

by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015