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Flush Misting

When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.
Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?

Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...
by Neil'sDadisABumber June 10, 2016
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security flush

when you flush a public toilet even though it looks clean, just to make sure.
- are the toilets shit safe?

- they are alright, you may wanna do a security flush n e ways.

- well yeah I always do
by danne June 16, 2012
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Hush Flush

When you're using the restroom, and you know it is going to get crazy, so you flush, under the guise of avoiding tainted back splash, and use the noise to cover the explosions to avoid shame and embarrassment from coworkers/ others. Used when there is no time to locate another bathroom. It is also handy to reduce horrible odors. Not for use in drought conditions.
Having eaten a bad breakfast burrito, Tiffany had to employ a hush flush to hide the sputtering explosions erupting from her anus from here loitering co-workers.
by Mr Tuna Johnson March 5, 2017
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Tactical Flush

Tactical Flush is a technique that helps prevent clogging of a toilet when one has an extraordinary bowel movement. To utilize this technique one must simply flush the toilet as they are releasing the poop. When doing so, the toilet does not give the poop a chance to settle and immediately sucks it away.
Damn dude, it's a good thing I'm not a cunt and did a tactical flush or your toilet woulda been destroyed.
by Teknikal October 23, 2017
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sympathy flush

When one flushes at any point during (midway through) "number two" as an attempt to reduce/diminish the overall smell.
One could request a "sympathy flush" from the individual in the adjoining stall of a restroom, should one experience an unpleasant odour. "Ummm...I think that merits/merited a sympathy flush. Dude - did you have mexican for lunch?"
by Kooky23 October 19, 2009
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nut flush

Urinating after masturbation, in order to 'flush out' the residual nut left in the shaft of the penis.
"Bro I just rubbed one out and I forgot to nut flush. Now the end of my knob is stuck to the inside of my underpants."
by LancelotLongBottom June 7, 2019
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asian flush

the rosy cheeks asians sometimes get due to a slower metabolism of alcohol (ethanol)
susie is from japan and when she has a lot of sake, she sure gets the asian flush
by kayla December 12, 2003
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