Oats slurping

Penis licker. Slurping of the penis. With or without oats.

Maria was the best oak slurper known to mankind.
Maria loves to go oats slurping with her man.

by MoneyMoney3339 August 9, 2025

Oated

The ultimate definition of strength; goated x20.

Boy: "woah, DaBaby spit some bars right there!"
Me: "yeah he's pretty oated ngl."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

oat

a sea vessel that can get you across water, easily confused with a boat but it’s an oat!

That’s a beautiful oat on the lake!

by jen03 September 13, 2021

overnight oats

A shit you take immediately after waking up

Dude, your overnight oats stunk this morning.

by RowdyQuaker August 17, 2025

Ya Almost Spilled Ma Oats!!!

A phrase you yell at someone when they almost do something bad to you.

Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....

YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!

by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2018

Oates Mustache

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.

I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.

by StB08 June 29, 2011

Furby Oats

1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.

2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.

3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.

What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.

by Nebraska Trailer Man June 21, 2011