A typical British man. Posh probably, and drinks tea. Don't call him Tom.
Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III
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Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.
A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel

The tight, long necked cunt.
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Nigel swoop

When you are doing your hair and it swoops typically used for long hair
Nigel you have that Nigel swoop going on
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Nigel

/Nay-jel/ A ballsy person who has an eye for beauty and brains. The Nigels’ favorite season is the Miss Universe Season and their hidden talent is their killer walk or „pasarela“.

In some parts of the Philippines, it’s a name that‘s associated to the group called „Pianatics“ or „fans of Miss Universe 2015 Pia Wurtzbach“.
How‘s my SS & EG performance? Be honest, give it to me like a Nigel.

December 13, 2021 is the season of Nigel.
by MdmStella November 23, 2021
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a nigel danger wank

Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 6, 2025
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Nigel

A greeting from one hood member to another. This word can be used by all races.
Yo what up my nigel! Oh yo tyrone whats been poppin

#mynigel
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Nigel

Person that rizz girls or mums
jake was nigeling aleah. Nigel did me well last night!
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