goofy ass kid

a kid that acts funny when theres a sub or a kid who is not funny

quandale dingle is a goofy ass kid

by emo capybara November 3, 2022

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ass-sassing

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.

An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2020

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Sarasota Ass

A Sarasota Ass is an ass (whether it be a person or thing) that comes from a pissed off liberal red neck located in good ol’ southern Florida many originating from Jacksonville

Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida

Damn she/he must have an a Sarasota ass

by Myhandlewasinusealreadysmh September 16, 2021

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rhinoceros ass

An odor so foul and disgusting it can cause one to vomit violently and destroy a city block.

Larry walked into the primate house at the zoo and exclaimed “it smells like rhinoceros ass in here!” He headed for the nearest garbage can where he proceeded to puke his guts out.

by joseph blough January 12, 2025

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Cock-ass

A fool so ignorant of his own stupidity, he might as well believe a cock is an ass.

"Louie, you cock-ass! You forgot to buy peanut butter!"

The candidate had the look for president, but when he opened his mouth, he sgood there babbling like a cock-ass.

by JosephL. June 25, 2020

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