dent in my penny

one: you're really tired and you basically say some stupid ass shit.
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???

three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)

person one: duuuude...that put a dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!

person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:

person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.

by chillypoptart August 8, 2019

loop my loop

Wrap your asshole around my asshole

Can you loop my loop

by Guffnut October 21, 2017

to my dick

to my dick: like saying i don't like him but in a more disrespectful way.

M-"You know J?"
W-"Yea, J to my dick, he a bitch"

by theonlywes0 May 3, 2024

I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.

Damn, I stumped my toe.

by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025

My Universe!

An agnostic, atheist, non-religious way of saying "My God!"

Did you hear what she said.. My Universe!
My Universe! What the fuck is happening?

My Universe! HELP ME!!!

by LingDanc803 September 14, 2023

ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔

this game piss me off for real bruh my veiny dick cant handle this fine shit 💔

ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔

by Ethski April 13, 2025

my week with Marilyn

(N.B: Marilyn refers to Marilyn Monroe)

a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which Emma's character goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe

b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when I was in the audience for local TV show

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015