Bark ass nigga

A really loud person

Person 1: ayo check this out! (Proceeds to break shit)
Person 2: bro shut the fuck up! You bark ass nigga.

by Nollie August 22, 2022

sailor’s ass

A non-existent ass. Like Popeye the sailor man.

Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!

by Fluffycorgi March 01, 2019

higher than a cats ass

Too faded.

Devontleroy: Man that is some gooood chronic.

Javeonleon III: Yes. you look higher than a cats ass.

by cutthecards December 21, 2023

Piss ass

Someone who Acts like they have a stick up there Ass

Why you acting like a piss ass

by Msbaker January 28, 2017

Ass Fusion

The bonding or fusion of ass hair and underwear after an "accident". This occurs after sitting for a long time and the shit dries like glue. A rare experience, but can be very painful.

I had a bad ass fusion the other day when Delta lost my fucking luggage and I was stuck in the car.

by climber clown July 15, 2015

brain-assed

(adj) a brain-assed person is a person that finds others suffering material for sarcasm

oh, have you seen Rana's last post? she is a total brain-assed

by judgers'judge April 26, 2019

ass²

when you take a shit in the bathroom and spray axe body spray to cover it up

“Dude, why’d you have to turn it into ass²?”

by PinnacleOfTuan.17 October 01, 2022