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Jojo Day

its jojo day you have to love jojo as much as you can for a week starting from april 12 - april 19!!!! everyone all hail jojo
"Hey bro its jojo day"
"YOOOOOO"
"ITS TIME TO WATCH JOJO"
by jojo guay April 11, 2022
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National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob
John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)
by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024
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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012
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National butt pic day

where whoever you ask has to send a butt pic
Hey its national butt pic day better see something
by Lxtby January 13, 2025
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National Bully Haz Day

Haz from Wave's World is getting bullied this day.
Guys guys! It's National Bully Haz Day!
by Ventiistakensad November 23, 2020
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national fuck day

a day where you can have sex with a guy without saying no homo
dude1 hey happy national fuck day. dude2 did you bring the condoms
by ytsspecter May 6, 2019
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