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touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
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Bucket-Ass

Dude with 2 5gallon pails between his legs and back. Surprisingly a really fast skater.
Man, look at Darren's bucket-ass. No wonder he skates so fast!
by Assshhy January 8, 2022
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Nasty ass fan fiction

Some shit u write when ur bored. Issa quarantine thing,,, iykyk

I’m kinda a hippocrate but eh whatever

Ex.:
I backed up against the wall submissively like a shamed child, like a flimsy folder of paper. Shuichi suddenly grasped my neck and whispered in my ear, “like that, Kokichi? Well, your body’s in for a real treat tonight. Come with me, sweetheart.” He took my hand in his, and off we went- wherever he was taking me.
Me: I wrote a nasty ass fan fiction if u wanna read it :D
dude I be talkin to: tf no bitch
by thiccycheese June 18, 2020
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Narcissist ass douchebag

"Dude, David is such a fucking Narcissist ass douchebag !!"
by bitchyghost September 30, 2018
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Dead ass

This definition is mostly used when someone is being really serious about something. But it can also be used when referring to a person who is not doing good in life. The term comes from dead (lazy, bum) ass (donkey) this term is used in ganglish.
Man 1: I got fired from my job and have been lazing around my house for months!

Man 2: you’re becoming a dead ass, do something!
by Sebrome December 28, 2024
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ass pained

Being annoyed or irritated.
"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"

"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022
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Dopi ass

Retarded and autistic
Dont go close you Will get autism and brain canser
Tyhmä dopi ass
by Benis muto June 5, 2018
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