drumpo dick

when your dick gets thick and heavy and wet and sticky and dry and crusty and hairy and floats in piss

i got drumpo dick! cant wait to die!

by i came all the way here October 11, 2023

Dick or Treating

The adult Halloween act of meeting a partner. Person A yells, “SURPRISE” then goes to town while tossing various colored candies onto their partner. Prior consent is STRONGLY recommended.

“Char went dick or treating, but it didn’t go well. He forgot which costume his date was wearing. Neither Becky or Anne were feeling treated.”

by Nom DeWhom October 12, 2023

Dick Beavis

A stupid fuck, Goofy asshole, or a ridiculously down bad clown, a real slog of a person to be around.

Guy1: Damn! did you see that? Jeff just knocked over Taye and Maya's wedding cake, all over the Ground!
Guy 2: Damn bro must be jealous or sumthin.
Guy1: Yeah dude ass a Dick Beavis fr
Guy2: nah fr fuckin retard smh.

by Yung Jayo R. October 14, 2023

tension dick

when you get scared af n yo dick get hard

“ts just gave me a tension dick

by bigpapi55 October 14, 2023

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

Tiger Dick

A big talker with no follow through. (A tigers dick does not become erect.)

Responding to an arrogant comment. "OK tiger dick."

by BigBoySweetThang October 15, 2023

Diss-Dick

When a "girl" aka "*****" intentionally tries to make you limp or soft while fucking, to make her "g" happy about his insecurities.

This crazy b*****, tried to Diss-Dick while she fucked Rick.

by R1sK87 October 16, 2023