dick

something that does something to your ass

kat:cmon use your dick while sex

tod:i cant we have to do E.sex because i dont have a condum all of them are used.

by bigdickrandy77 October 8, 2023

sucking his dick

something i would really love to be doing right now if i was at my boyfriends house !!

i love sucking his dick <3

by gchexu October 8, 2023

dicks

its a store

i love dicks i can buy all the sports stuff i need

by ytlaser12334455 October 9, 2023

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023

National Dick Sucking Day

October 10th is National Dick Sucking Day.

I can’t wait to get my dick sucked today is October 10th, National Dick Sucking Day!

by BIGTEMPY October 10, 2023

drumpo dick

when your dick gets thick and heavy and wet and sticky and dry and crusty and hairy and floats in piss

i got drumpo dick! cant wait to die!

by i came all the way here October 11, 2023

Dick or Treating

The adult Halloween act of meeting a partner. Person A yells, “SURPRISE” then goes to town while tossing various colored candies onto their partner. Prior consent is STRONGLY recommended.

“Char went dick or treating, but it didn’t go well. He forgot which costume his date was wearing. Neither Becky or Anne were feeling treated.”

by Nom DeWhom October 12, 2023