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Working on the boat 

Working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. Our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, "he was working on the boat". Eventually we got so bothered by his "working on the boat" that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. However he didn't exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. Thus he was "working on the boat".
Person 1: Hey were going over to my house, want to come?
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.

Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.
Working on the boat by mckeky01 August 11, 2010
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workaholic 

A person who's sole self purpose in life is to work hard and achieve until the day they die, never stopping to enjoy their achievments or see the world around them. Everything comes second to work and because of this their friendships are torn and love life is darker than the dark side of the moon
I was such a workaholic that my friends all forget that I exist. I have no hope of relationship.

I'm working on it

A phrase use to give a quick and satisfying response without prompting another question especially when work is not being done.
John: "How's the project coming along?"
Jane haven't done much: "I'm working on it."
I'm working on it by Cooc June 19, 2008

workabee 

A person who works excessively; works so late there's no time for family or social life.

Can lead to partner leaving or suspicion.
"Hey Mr. Workabee, I see you working. But do you often forget that you got a queen at home. She sits on her thrown but she feels so alone. And the boys around town say you creep around so, what are you working on?"
-Priscilla Renea from song "Mr.Workabee"
workabee by Jukebox Lover April 29, 2010

workplace bitch 

Someone's bitch/everyone's bitch at work!
Ben's the workplace bitch becuase he takes it in the bum
workplace bitch by Workplace bitch September 10, 2016

workplace apparitions 

A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.
This has been a very heavy week for workplace apparitions.