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Urban Dictionary 

It is this damn website you are on if you are stupid, and its full of people who say weird stuff in their definitions, and obviously, its urban, because it is full of people, and can you even tell by the ****ing name!? OH and also if you do not know what "urban" means, then you are a 1st grader. You can know what it means here: OH AND I CAN NOT TYPE LINKS!
oh, f***ing b***ch stuff, MAN! THAt s s**t!
Dumbhead: Hey, I am looking up "gay" in the Urban Dictionary!

Loser: WT* DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?

Dumbhead: Two boys marrying?

Loser: WHY YOU SEARCH WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW, DUMBHEAD!

Dumbhead: I'm already called Dumbhead.
Urban Dictionary by cxr4 June 8, 2018
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Urban Dictionary 

An apparently pile-of-dirt version of Wikipedia. I don't visit this place very often, but if there are 70+ definitions for "Urban Dictionary" and around 90% of them say that it's basically a place where immature youth complain about everything and turn innocent words into sexual innuendo....there's probably some truth to it.

Ironically, these 70 or so people are all complaining about the same things and giving Copy-Paste + Thesaurus definitions themselves. In other words, they're saying the same things over and over in slightly different ways.
Person defining Urban Dictionary: This site used to be good until it was overrun by ignorant 16 year-old retards who whine and complain, write definitions for fake words, etc.

Next definer: A site where stupid teenagers make idiotic definitions for dumb words. Used to be good until 2005.

Person 3: urbandictionary was great until 2005, when it was taken over by teens (the dumbest people in the world) who just whine, make up dumb words, and stereotype people.

Etc.....

Urban Dictionary 

An apparently pile-of-dirt version of Wikipedia. I don't visit this place very often, but if there are 70+ definitions for "Urban Dictionary" and around 90% of them say that it's basically a place where immature youth complain about everything and turn innocent words into sexual innuendo....there's probably some truth to it.

Ironically, these 70 or so people are all complaining about the same things and giving Copy-Paste + Thesaurus definitions themselves. In other words, they're saying the same things over and over in slightly different ways.
Person defining Urban Dictionary: This site used to be good until it was overrun by ignorant 16 year-old retards who whine and complain, write definitions for fake words, etc.

Next definer: A site where stupid teenagers make idiotic definitions for dumb words. Used to be good until 2005.

Person 3: urbandictionary was great until 2005, when it was taken over by teens (the dumbest people in the world) who just whine, make up dumb words, and stereotype people.

Etc.....

urban dictionary 

stupid website that makes people feel bad about their names and makes them want to change them urban dictionary should suck a pencil i hate the urban dictionary and will tell my 12365 followers to dislike it and never go on its website unless you delete all the mean definitions of peoples names and add nice ones ok losers
urban dictionary by de234ke June 11, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

The most trusted website on the interwebz
Fuck yea urban dictionary is badass

Urban Dictionary 

Fun place where we all post shit under names like Perverted Edgelord and show our friends.
But sadly, perverted edgelord wasnt urban enough to enlighten his fellow dicktoinary buddies in the girl wood cult. If only he could post on the Urban Dictionary...

Urban Dictionary 

One of the websites on the internet where teens and immature people come to troll the masses. Apparently, these people don't really know how to spell or speak English either, as their spelling and grammar are horrible.

Also, you can't find a word that hasn't been used to talk about sex. The people on here would pass as writers for the next episode of South Park as they not only like to make raunchy jokes, but they like to insult god and everyone who views their post.
"Dude, come look at this Urban Dictionary post!"
Me: "Grow up! We all know that you can't trust Urban Dictionary or Wikipedia."