two can dan

Someone who gets drunk fast / after two cans

"We are not drinking with him, he is a two can dan"

by saw14 April 30, 2016

two time potato

A big bitch that eat potato chips.

"Omg look at that two time potato face big bitch"

by Thebasicbitch December 09, 2016

two-facebook bitch

A person, generally female, who operates two or more facebook accounts in a futile attempt to conceal her multiple relationships.

Melissa has two Facebook accounts, she's a two faced two-facebook bitch.

by MKUltr4 September 11, 2017

Level Two Gyat

An individual who has a decent curved booty, not the best one, but overall a decent one that others will be satisfied to look at.

Level Two Gyat, oh, I GYAT something in my eye.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Two-Knuckle Punch

Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.

Drew insulted me. So I gave him a "Two-Knuckle Punch" straight to the urethra.

by Mark Twain Gay Nephew January 20, 2020

miracle on two legs

A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have

Allison is a miracle on two legs.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters March 30, 2016

Two quarters and a nickel

Two balls and a dick

Its was like two quarters and a nickel lmfao

by ginehof November 30, 2020