when you and the natives cut the head off a buffalo, wait till sundown, put the buffalo's head on top of your head and star gooning under the stars.
by eagle eye532 November 18, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. When I got done having sex with her I bent her over and ate that delicious moon pie from in between her buttocks.
by 3forlife February 24, 2020
Get the Moon piemug. by lauls August 18, 2019
Get the the sun and the moonmug. Another word for "orbiter;" The simp that hangs around a girl - gravitating around her in hopes of getting a chance to get with her.
"Hey look at Tucker over there, always hanging around Jessica. He doesn't have a chance! "
"Yeah, I know, right? Such a moon!"
"Yeah, I know, right? Such a moon!"
by Kloovkalush January 19, 2022
Get the moonmug. by greenseqquoiaocean December 20, 2020
Get the this animates my moonmug. A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.
by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. A phrase which connotes a self anointed sense of gravity and gravitas. The origins of this term come from Preston jones' 1962 stage play "the last meeting of the knights of the white magnolia"where towards the end of the play the proverbial spotlight sweeper utters as he sweeps up the spotlight:"I am the moon. Stemco stemco.stemco!" I have no idea what stemco means!
Sports reporter to star athlete: you have to put in an intense amount of time training for your sport. How do you do it?" Star athlete. I am the moon
by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021
Get the I am the moonmug.