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time fapsule

When one places their favorite and most cherished pornographic content into a time capsule, buries it and 10 years later digs it up and masturbates to it again.
"Dude do you remember that time fapsule I made in 8th grade?"
"Yeah."
"My dog Rocko just dug it up, I guess there's no point in waiting now."
by Saltslinger August 12, 2016
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Craig time

Not real time. Big time lag. 10 min in real time=2 hours craig time.
Craig: I'll be there in 10 min
Guy: real time or craig time?
by c.cleanpipes July 17, 2016
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Rippage Time

The added time at the end of a Master League match in Pro Evolution Soccer, when you are hanging onto a draw or 1-goal lead. Rippage Time is identical to stoppage time, except that cheap AI scripting gives the opposition God Mode, while giving your keeper grade 9 retardation and the mobility of a cactus.

When you concede possession within Rippage Time, instinctively you will push away from your goal and hammer the "shoot/clear" button. This does nothing to stop the AI from winning 5 corners in a row then bundling in the equaliser/winner.

As a parting insult, the AI forces you to kick off again before immediately sounding the final whistle. This always leads to pro evo rage
We will need a two-goal cushion to avoid getting skanked by Rippage Time.
by LiquidLiam May 3, 2018
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pasta time

The time one spends in the air immediately after going off a killer jump, whilst skiing or snowboarding.
Chad: Duuuude, I got so much pasta time off that monster 20 footer!
Brad: Dude! Sick!
by getsweatym8 January 11, 2017
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Opposite Time

this is when you look at the clock and you see the numbers being opposite, for example. 10:01, 21:12, etc. When seeing the "opposite time" you must message your "time buddy" "OPPOSITE TIME" on the opposite time. By doing this you are pleasing the opposite time God's, if you miss the time there is a chance that the time God's might kill you.
by the egyptian slayer October 26, 2020
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Lesbian time

Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time
Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time
by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021
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Moscow Time

The number of sats (satoshi, 1/100.000.000 of a bitcoin) it costs to buy 1 dollar, which will sooner or later reach <1.
- What's the current Moscow Time?
- 1783
by NatoshiSakamoto April 20, 2021
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