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Navel Spunk Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a person's navel and then squeezing the area around said navel with sufficient force to propel the ejaculate into the victim's eye, mouth, or nostril.
She made me pull out so I gave her the old Navel Spunk Rocket.
by 7th-Lvl February 7, 2020
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momma rocket

(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.

Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.

Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?

Passenger: No man, what was it?

Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!

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by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012
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Taint Rocket

When the dick pops out during sex and goes right into the taint
Ow I’m still sore from getting Taint Rocketed last night
by Fatshotgunner August 2, 2020
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Rochester Rocket Fuel

An energizing combination of kratom and caffeine
I got the work of 5 Chinese slaves done yesterday thanks to Rochester rocket fuel
by DJ robanski August 10, 2022
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Shot Up Like a Rocket

A phrase used to describe getting erect very quickly. Usually as the result of very arousing events.
I snuck off to kiss my girlfriend at the local elementary school so her disapproving dad wouldn't see and my dick shot up like a rocket.
by zjason decimator January 31, 2022
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Rocket science

Quintessential observation of a difficult job
Gavin delander- for fucks sake it’s not rocket science
by Hardyakka August 15, 2018
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Rocket

A blunt made specifically with a sativa-dominant strain that is a cross of Island Sweet Skunk and Trinity. Used in a street-slang style.
Bro, this rocket got me fucking zooted
by Drip1 May 28, 2018
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