Kevin Hart

A very very very tall dude

“I’m as tall as Kevin Hart”
“Oh, I didn’t know you were 63’9”

by TheEndDragon July 4, 2022

kevin hopkins

the way to describe a retarded fucking koon

man that guy is such a kevin hopkins

by blaccboy December 29, 2018

Kevin

better than Noah
Kevin has a big dick, Kevin is a fuck machine

Kevin is better than noah

by Mater9669 October 10, 2018

Kevin

The act of sexual assaulting someone without consent as rizz

Dude 1: Bro did you see how he was unconsensually groping Jessica

Dude 2: Yeah that dudes such a Kevin

by Cummy king April 1, 2024

Kevin Hernandez

Your crush who will never notice you.

I like Kevin Hernandez but I don't think he knows I exist.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Kevin Costner

A guy some of us have convinced ourselves we look like, despite not being related to or knowing Kevin Costner, or being told once in our life that we were his lookalike. If that's not weird enough, we have convinced ourselves that we have convinced females at work that we looked like Kevin Costner, and that she can't tell the difference between us and Kevin Costner, even injecting a sample the DNA of Kevin Costner into our own blood so that we cant tell the difference between ourselves and Kevin Costner.

Guy at work- No, no, I'm not Kevin Costner, I knew you were gonna say it like everyone else always does, I'm just me.

Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022