John Won

Someone who will dish it out but cannot take even one insult about himself.

John Won: Wait aren't you balding?
Person: Aren't you the one balding?
John Won: Why would you say that? You know I'm sensitive about my hair!

by Jonderson1 May 6, 2022

John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

John's glue

Semen

I've never made so much John's glue in my life

by Eyalt January 22, 2022

JOHN WICK

THE ACT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, AND BEFORE THE FEMALE REACHES THE POINT OF ORGASM, YOU STICK A PENCIL IN AND FINISH THE JOB

Dam, bro did you just john wick that hoe?

by (FJB) LORD RASPUTIN May 14, 2022

John Doe'd

When that one motherfucker that was in high school, comes to the reunion/function looking like a whole new person.

Dave: Yo look at DeMarcus over there! I can't even recognize him!
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn

DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?

by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER May 31, 2022

John Xina

Zhong Xina; someone who enjoys lao gan ma.

ur friend: John Xina loves bing chilling!
u: rlly?
ur friend: yep!
u: ok...

by w10f 🐺 March 27, 2022

John Hamilton’ed

To get super drunk / binge drink. The opposite of getting Benjamin Franklin’ed

Oh, FUCK BUD! It’s time to get John Hamilton’ed tonight!

by Shansterbrian December 26, 2020