Eaten Potato Waffle

An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.

"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"

by jiminyourpants April 21, 2018

Belgian waffle

A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram

That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!

by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018

small waffle

The response to "large waffle".

Beck : Large waffle

John : Small waffle

by l1c1w4ffl3 January 7, 2018

Twat waffle

A vagina that is shriveled up and looks like a defrosted waffle in other words a dirty ass nasty lookin pussy

I pulled down cjs pants only to find a dirty twat waffle

by Stankdaddy23 May 2, 2018

The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.

What time is it? Is it too late for the Waffle House theory?

by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017

Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.

The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...

by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017

Waffle pizza

When having intercourse with a menstrating woman, place your penis into her vagina. During vaginal intercourse, switch to anal. Ejaculate inside her, then quickly remove and place your dick between her butt cheeks. With your hands, press her cheeks around your shaft and pull back. leaving the mixture of residues in between her butt cheeks.

I thought I was a freak, but Porsche asked me to give her a Waffle Pizza. I was very confused.

by Wasport September 27, 2017