Turtles are animals who carries multiple diseases from eating plastic straws. And they are very homophobic, racist and sexist. They should be removed for raping menn.
That turtle is not cool.
by Herman Hydle March 10, 2022
Get the Turtlemug. A person who has a defensive and protective façade and shell but a cute, sensitive inside.
Similar to watermelons.
Similar to watermelons.
by Marbles&Envelopes November 4, 2018
Get the Turtlemug. An individual that likes to drink and eat with friends. Drinks usually consist of beer, though not limited to it solely. They enjoy the company of friends and doing shared hobbies together, usually a bit tipsy, provided there is money for beer.
by Kev!n July 28, 2010
Get the Tipsy Turtlemug. "I fucked this Turtle the other night."
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 10, 2013
Get the Turtlemug. When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
Get the Sea turtlemug. When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.
Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.
by Dr.EvilRaj July 27, 2018
Get the Turtle Shellmug. by turtle spank February 5, 2018
Get the turtle spankmug.