Skip to main content

Josh

The slickest nigga, who can bag any bitch with Bearkat any effort. He be finessing cheeks left right and center all day everyday. He also shy until you get to know him then he be outgoing ash. No cap.
Person: “isn’t that guy the guy who’s had 3 girlfriends this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah”
Person: “what’s his name”
Person 2: “I don’t know but he must be a Josh”
by AssEater1234000 July 28, 2020
mugGet the Josh mug.

josh

1. A pack or pile of weed.
2. Stoner slang for 'where to find weed'.
**made up names**

George: "Yo. Where's the josh you promised me?"
Nelson: "Heh. It's in my car, $10 for this josh because it's the holidays and I'm offering a discount."
Josh: "Are you talking about.. me!?"
by みすりす September 23, 2022
mugGet the josh mug.

Josh

Josh is an asain fartface. You know which Josh you are. You probably know who typed this.

Josh is such a poo poo face who takes my mints.
by cool nacho June 6, 2018
mugGet the Josh mug.

Josh

Josh, also going by the name Josh Vinson Jr. or "Little Josh" is the overall winner of the Josh fight, a penultimate fight between all Joshuas to decide who could claim the title of Josh.
He is a four year old who had being treated for seizures at the Children's Hospital Medical Centre in Ohio, one of the charities benefiting from the proceeds of the fight
Did you see Josh knock that guy out? What a beast!
by Heathen2 May 12, 2021
mugGet the Josh mug.

Josh

The first thing to take into account with Josh is that he is extremely passionate, more so than most woman like apparently. Secondly is the innate ability to see your inner most secretive thoughts just by gazing in your eyes. Third if you come off ass a pompous ass believe josh will look the other way without giving you a second gaze. Joshs do not tolerate dishonest individuals as they have a tendency to be self absorbed and shallow. Most importantly don't ever engage in sexual activity with a josh, it will set a standard beyond fathoming. Joshs aren't concerned with their self satisfaction, they are concerned with their partners Satisfaction making it highly difficult to even propose something so awe inspiring.
Josh.... The one man that will put you on a pedestal, and make you orgasm until you cry!
by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021
mugGet the Josh mug.

Josh whitnall

A strange clump of matter that has been impoted from china, this strange object has 6 arms and 5 heads.
harry potter is his twin, he acts like sheldon, and pisses people of easily! Josh Whitnall
by Fannymuncher555 December 9, 2012
mugGet the Josh whitnall mug.

Josh

A very open minded, werid person. Has large teeth sticking out like a bunny rabbit. He may be very very short. His eyes could also be a bit crossed eyed. Like to play sports unfair. Has bad dancing techniques. Looks like a nerd/squirrel.
“Oh hey did you see that new kid?”
“Yeah, Josh, he goes to all the party’s with his odd dance moves
by Mannah.18 November 13, 2017
mugGet the Josh mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email