The dudes who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
Get the Belles' Suitorsmug. by human1010101 November 22, 2018
Get the Taco Bellmug. A: what was that girl band on the x factor along with one direction?
B: oh you mean Belle Amie?
A: yeah, what happened to them?
B: i have no idea
B: oh you mean Belle Amie?
A: yeah, what happened to them?
B: i have no idea
by marriedtolouistomlinson February 24, 2021
Get the belle amiemug. Guy 1: Did you see Delphine's new Instagram post?
Guy 2: Yeah dude she's so belle, I can't believe she's single.
Guy 3: I'm going to send her a DM, she'll probably leave me on "seen" though
Guy 2: Yeah dude she's so belle, I can't believe she's single.
Guy 3: I'm going to send her a DM, she'll probably leave me on "seen" though
by PhillyZaddy October 6, 2022
Get the Bellemug. A manlet in any social situation. Due to the self-evident fact that the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy is constantly towered over by every man, women and child that he unwisely comes into contact with, like the dwarfishly diminutive manlet fairy that he obviously is and despite his gnomish manletspeak tall tales and the high heels that he wears even in bed, there remains zero doubt that the maddeningly microscopic midget manlet is the belle of the ball wherever his stubby, little legs take him and that no amount of manlet cope or manlet rage can ever change the certainty of this universal truth. Especially in prison. Manlets, when will they learn?
Correctional officer 1: Call for backup! Why are those two manmores fighting? Correctional officer 2: Just chill. They are battling it out over that girlishly giggling prison wife manlet over there. He's the belle of the ball in here anyway. Correctional officer 1: You're right. Lol, doesn't he look cute in his improvised short shorts? Correctional officer 2: Hahahahaha! He sure does. Correctional officer 1: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024
Get the Belle of the ballmug. by charius chellchecha March 6, 2024
Get the Darius Bell Peppermug. by qveenmint December 31, 2020
Get the frankie-bellemug.