When a bunch of dudes stand in a line and jizz on one guy and one of the dudes in the line pees (aka the surprise) on said guy.
“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”
“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
by JimmyLover1989 June 21, 2025
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A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
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When you come in hot but they come in hotter.
When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.
When you come in hot but they come in hotter.
When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.
Kyle: “I saw a baddie across the bar and went up to say hi.”
Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”
Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”
Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”
Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”
Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”
Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”
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