Cheesy Surprise

Where a uncircumcised man lets his cock cheese grow to a dangerous amount of cheese under his foreskin and a lady or man sucks his dick for a cheesy surprise

Darcy:“Hey how was it with Tryone last night” ,Dora: “It was great, he left me a cheesy surprise under his foreskin for me. It was delish” Darcy: “Wtf is a cheesy surprise?” Dora: “He let his dick cheese pile up so i could suck it out” Darcy:”EW NIGGA WTF!”

by SickBoySprunt May 5, 2021

pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt

I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...

by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021

Queso Surprise

When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.

"Yeah I did a Queso Surprise earlier today and lemme tell you, that shit is insane."

by MonsieurPickle June 2, 2014

The Velvet Surprise

When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.

"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."

by Veliana November 22, 2017

avocado surprise

When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.

"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."

by DR MAGIK August 24, 2020

texas surprise

Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.

I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!

by Plausible Deniability September 27, 2014

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020