The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing
Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.
by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 03, 2024
The act of taking multiple bananas ( at least 3) and shoving them in your Anusara while staring at your front door hoping it will burst into flames.
by Apples14567 November 12, 2016
tornado surprise is when someone is eating another being and moves their tongue in a tornado like movement
by gabbyz January 19, 2014
When you sit on the toilet and think you need to just pee, so you relax to let it happen when BAM you poop a little.
"I got the the bathroom! You'll never guess what happened! I Popee d . No joke! I thought "Popee Surprise" was a myth!!
by RipYaANewOne January 25, 2018
When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
by Rhukebab November 20, 2015
by cuntcakes March 20, 2007
I was getting busy with the lady friend and almost hit the ceiling when I got the puppersnoot surprise
by Cold Brew May 21, 2024