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Metro-sexual 

If you're pretending to be gay to get close to a girl, but she starts to catch on, and she asks you what sexuality you are, it's your best answer.
"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."

reverse sexual harassment

when you sexually harass your victim by insisting they've sexual harassed you in contrary to the truth (they didn't)
news reporter:"reverse sexual harassment is all the rage now that we listen and believe anybody claiming to be a rape victim"

pleb:"officer please Steven Hawking just molested me"
officer:"you do realise if this person didn't actually molest you, your claims would be an act of fraud and harassment, specifically; reverse sexual harassment, acts of which are punishable by law"

Gay-Sexual 

When you don’t want a relationship with the same sex, but it’s the only sexual relations that turn you on. You want to have relationship and love with the opposite sex. So that makes you gay-sexual. Only gay in terms of the sexual aspect.
I’m gay-sexual, so no, he and I will never get married.
Gay-Sexual by Dwvinkysgirl May 7, 2018

Tori Sexual 

Somebody that is tori sexual is a 100% certified freak and will try anything st least once they do what they want when they want and how they want to
I’m not gay straight or bi bro I’m Tori Sexual
Tori Sexual by Toriwiththeinfo June 13, 2018

Pillow Sexual 

When you are loved in a relationship with a pillow
I Love you Pillow, you are very comferable, lets get sexual and make babies, We Are Pillow Sexual

Tesla Sexual 

A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.
My buddy Karthik turned into a Tesla Sexual after purchasing his latest Tesla 3.
Tesla Sexual by Desi Bugger September 4, 2018