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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025
Get the 《¤》Thirty《¤》Phones《¤》And《¤》Thirty《¤》Thiusand《¤》Years《¤》Of《¤》Technophobia《¤》Is《¤》Country《¤》Of《¤》Telugu《¤》mug. That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you
-relieve you of your phone
-to hack and get on your SnapChat story
These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.
Phone hawks will burn in hell.
-Embarass you
-relieve you of your phone
-to hack and get on your SnapChat story
These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.
Phone hawks will burn in hell.
"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"
"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
Get the Phone Hawkmug. The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.
Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"
Dude 2 "Tequila"
by Zahang August 20, 2013
Get the Phone Plopmug. I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.
by PaneraBoy January 7, 2024
Get the Australian Phone Callmug. Bobovitch needed a new phone. He had a $50 Amazon gift card, so he bought 5000 Penny Phones. Bobovitch now has no room in his house.
by Stankalahashi December 27, 2009
Get the Penny Phonemug. 
Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.
While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.
by CamyB June 1, 2011
Get the Phantom Phone Painmug.