Penis Guy Trap

Adjective- A girl with STD's or a girl that has her man's cash in prizes in a noose.

*At a Club*
Idiot 1- Bro, that chick is totally checkin me out. Should i go tag that shit?
Smart Dude- Your fucking retarded, that chick is known to be a penis guy trap, just stay shy for a bit you horny bastard.

by Alfie82 December 9, 2008

Penis Parrot

When a man hangs his penis over someone's shoulder as if it were a parrot.

For some reason, HR found it inappropriate for Jim to give Jessica a penis parrot in front of everyone. It was hilarious.

by donkey5 December 2, 2009

Penis ice-carving

The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.

"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."

by Ice-carver January 16, 2010

penis brothers

Two straight men who are not only friends, but are united by the bond of having had sex with the same woman.

When Wade told me he'd gone home with Julie the night before, I congratulated him. Not just because he'd gotten lucky at the end of the night, but because he and I were now penis brothers.

by The_Italian_Handjob July 21, 2014

penis butter

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)

From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"

by Andy1 January 19, 2004

Penis Eater

Name for a nasty slutty girl in which the STD's she has have combined to turn her vagina into a meat eating beast. The vagina grows teeth, eyes, a tounge and squeels as it opens up. It resembles the Predators head from the movie Predator. A Penis Eater or P.E. can be symbolized or signaled by putting the hands next to ones mouth and wiggle the fingers around the mouth while squeeling. The P.E. also had the smell of rotting flesh.

Jim-Those two nasty ho's are P.E.
Tim-What?
Jim-Ya they got Penis Eaters.
Tim- Oh hell no I'm not tapping that

by OTTER333 October 6, 2009

Penis Friday

A term created by a Twitter Doc that refers to every Friday in which most of his patients have penis problems they need diagnosed.

My patient came in today with a case of Fourniers Gangrene. FML, its Penis Friday!

by pharmtech96 April 26, 2011