Ring Around the Moon

More or less, when someone doesn't wipe well enough after a poo.

I went to pay attention to her bicycle spoke, but she had a ring around the moon.

by ProbablyErin October 09, 2014

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@moon..likes..minecraft

A person with so many platonic husbands like its not even funny.

“Hey, did you hear about @moon..likes..Minecraft’s first husband?” “Oh god, I thought there was only one”

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my beautiful boyfriend, he is as gorgeous as the moon itself! i love him

i love my moon <3

by 5523 January 28, 2024

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A post engagement travel celebration where the future groom takes his future bride on a great vacation right after the engagement!

We traveled to the French Riviera on our Engagement Moon and my future bride showed off the 10 table ring engagement everyone!

by Steelntime63 September 30, 2021

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It’s is when you shoot a buffalo under the moon and goon withe the boys.

by Ky weber November 19, 2023

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The result of acne scarring on the chest and breasts. The scarring looks like the craters that decorate the surface of the moon.

After years of acne on my chest, I realized I developed Moon Boobs.

by TrivialArmor December 10, 2020

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How gay men describe the bare ass of a heterosexual man

Dude he had the best bear moon. Totally wanted to smash it

by Aliasdove September 05, 2017

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