El Shorts

A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.

That El Shorts has seen some stuff.

by Locano April 30, 2013

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 October 31, 2020

sluty shorts

Shorts that show a hella lotta ass.

John: dammmn rebecca's lookin good with them sluty shorts on
Kyle: yeah man, shes thick as

by SlutySarah March 11, 2017

Short

Sydney.
You are short if you are named Sydney.

Look how short Sydney is!

by ayowhatsup March 24, 2022

short smoker

a guy who takes only 1 ore 2 puffs when a joint is shared, and he is ok whit it, even thought everyone else smokes how much they want.

-Why do you smoke so little?
-Yo, i'm just a short smoker bro

by Chris_MD March 17, 2020

short piece

what a guys friends call his girl

guy 1: who's this ?
guy 2: you don't know ? thats his short piece

by souljaboyspinkytoe March 22, 2022

Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.

Haydn has short man syndrome.

by libheway March 26, 2022