Retarded Surprise

finding money in your pocket

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

by J a w s h October 29, 2010

ass-hole surprise

Ass-hole surprise, the act of quickly and without warning, ramming your penis and or dildo into an unsuspecting females anus.

"Man, Jessica was so pissed, when I gave her an ass-hole surprise"

by Christianusaf July 23, 2016

Surprise balogna

Surprise balogna is when you carve a hole into balogna and fill it with C-4 and plug it to look innocent and hand it to someone whom needs to be unalived.

A: Where's Karen? She said she would be here.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.

by JeezyWheezy June 21, 2022

Bangkok Surprise

You’re on a date with a gorgeous woman, and you don’t see an Adam’s Apple. You get back to her place, reach under her skirt, and discover the two of you have three things in common…

The name comes from the honey traps set in Bangkok, Thailand, by a segment of transsexuals known as Thai Ladyboys. These moments of dawning comprehension are often quickly followed by extortion demands made by the “girl”.

Mike: “hey man, you’re not going to believe this! That girl Jeff took to the motel, was a total Bangkok Surprise! ROFLMFAO!

by Dog of Mystery April 8, 2023

Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.

Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.

by Rail Jockey TL October 17, 2011

Surprise Pickling

Sexual Move: when your gf secretly dunks your nuts in vinegar.

She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.

(see definition: pickled eggs)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

Sami Surprise

When a femboy prolapses his asshole, and the loosening of the ass causes absurd amounts of cum and shit to shoot out of the aforementioned asshole at Mach 10 but in such a way it boomerangs back into the asshole with this process repeating until either death or the asshole goes back inside

The Sami Surprise has been the cause of many premature femboy deaths

by AsianLongMan April 3, 2025