A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.
Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.
by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021
Get the Alabama variantmug. The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.
by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025
Get the Alabama Busdrivermug. When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time
This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.
by RD94 November 25, 2021
Get the Alabama Dump Truckmug. by BleepFace March 27, 2024
Get the Alabama Poutinemug. When you pour large amounts of urine into the pussy and proceed to bounce on a female with juices splashing out
by Moist bush January 14, 2016
Get the alabama frogsplashmug. person 1: hey look kyle and emma are holding hands
person 2: wait they are dating
person 1: yeah why
person 2: omg they are siblings
person: ew alabama
person 2: wait they are dating
person 1: yeah why
person 2: omg they are siblings
person: ew alabama
by baeof3men April 12, 2020
Get the Alabamamug. by Sp5 October 23, 2023
Get the Alabama Jackpotmug.