nipple jousting

When someone has hard nipples

“This is my girlfriend and we love to go nipple jousting”

by Dumbthot42069 August 17, 2019

nipple smear

This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.

Faaaaark- you just gave me a nipple smear!!

by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019

Nipple Warrior

Jeremy is the Nipple Warrior. To be the Nipple Warrior gives you great pride and joy, knowing you are looked up at by all, making you feel nearly god-like. It is rumored that the Nipple Warrior is the second coming of Christ.

Look! There goes the Nipple Warrior! He's so sexy.

by Nipple Warrior October 1, 2020

National Free the Nipple Day

May 29. The day where everyone and anyone can have their nipples out without it being weird

Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”

Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”

by gymreaper May 28, 2023

Talking Nipples

When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.

Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*

Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*

Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 7, 2024

Nipple Torpedo

another way to say that someone is nipping.

It is so cold out that she has a nipple torpedo!

by 18872977 April 18, 2008

Nipple Bandit

Someone who has three nipples, suggesting that they have stolen one from someone else.

Did you see that guy at the beach, he’s a nipple bandit

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 14, 2023