John Milius

A gun loving writer and director. Who is famous for Apocolipse Now, Red Dawn, Big Wensday, and Conan the Barbarian just to name a few. Has 3 kids. Best friends are Steven Speilberg and George Lucas.

Im planning on making a shitload of good movies. Imma pull a John Milius.

by Dionysus1207 January 12, 2013

Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 18, 2019

John Chon

John Chon has a HUGE PROBLEM!! He made a YouTube channel with his school email and he just

Look so crappy.

John Chon: man, you better run cuz I’m a CREEP
ME: AHHHH

by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 18, 2019

Johns batty

The creme de la creme of battys out-rivalling and outcompeting any other batty, no matter what size

Charlie and Becky were carriers of the Johns batty.

by TheCreater12 May 12, 2019

john chapman

Mega boss man. King of kings. God of all.

That guy is a real john Chapman

by God of fuck gods March 10, 2017

The John Travolta

When a married man turns down having sex with his wife, instead, goes and fucks a man.

Hey Carl , what you do last night?
"The bitch pissed me off, so I left and did the John Travolta."

by Pocketchange79 April 08, 2016

John McCainer

A person that eats dinner at 3 to 4 PM or "John McCain time", usually an older person.

(Waiter) Oh, good, it's three o'clock; break time. Unfortunately I still have one John McCainer.

by Shikalika December 30, 2010