Used (usually sarcastically) to "explain" why homosexuality/LGBT/abortion/marijuana/brown people/citizens of countries other than the US/what have you is "bad".
Imaginary interviewer to Pat Robertson: "Why are you so opposed to the rapidly expanding normalization of non-traditional sex roles?"
Robertson: "Because Jesus."
Robertson: "Because Jesus."
by TheThroat October 4, 2017
Get the because jesusmug. it's jason bourne
by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT February 10, 2018
Get the Jesus Christmug. a very derogatory term applied to Catholics, Anglicans, and Orthodox Christians who believe that The Holy Communion becomes the very true body of Christ.
by Brother JB May 25, 2012
Get the Jesus Eatermug. Soulja boy's alter ego. Shows acts of kindness to people, people look at him like he is Jesus. Being swagged the fuck out.
Oh look it's black Jesus and he is making it rain on use peasants, so we can eat.
Oh look it's black Jesus he is swagged the fuck out
Oh look it's black Jesus he is swagged the fuck out
by Dre'eagagagg December 23, 2010
Get the Black Jesusmug. generic exclamation of shock, disgust, disbelief, or awe (not necessarily originating from subjects related to christianity nor female anatomy); usually followed by a pronoun in practice
"jesus tits, man, how could you have forgotten the bottle opener...again!" or "jesus tits, dude, that thing missed my ear less than an inch!"
by gee-zus TITz April 30, 2003
Get the jesus titsmug. Didn't exist. Point blank period. Prove me wrong, motherfucker. Some stupid motherfucker people used to sell otherwise, useless criss cross gold trinkets.
by JayJay1000 September 3, 2018
Get the Jesus Christmug. A vibrator, Dildo, something used to stimulate female sex organs to the point of orgamasm. got its name from Lauren, who said that "Only jesus could make me feel this good." Is often blue and sparkly.
by BLASHAMYURGOINGTOHELL April 26, 2003
Get the Jesus Juniormug.