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RMF (Real Mother Fucker)

An individual who can always see through the bullshit. Particular people who don't like sugar coating or pussyfooting and/or beating around the bush. A person who takes their own inventory before taking anyone else's.

Male RMF: a proud solid man, one whom has the most sensitive bullshitometer.

Female RMF: a bitch who is down to go ham on yo girl when she acting a hoe round her mans.
Remember how that dude Barret always was genuine and his own brand, that dude was a RMF (Real Mother Fucker)
by Beezy Whyte May 25, 2022
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real horseshoe crab hours

it means molly wants to have sex with you
yes it is definitely real horseshoe crab hours ray”
by getownedmollylol June 29, 2019
mugGet the real horseshoe crab hoursmug.

a bitch on some real shit

not talking to other niggas OR bitches and is focused on you and check .
by moneeybabby March 2, 2017
mugGet the a bitch on some real shitmug.

Blowed up real good!

When a person, place or thing of no inherent value is detonated. Origin is deep south, usually spoken with little to no teeth.
"Lookie at that dumb jackass, there, he got blowed up real good!''
by tirtle October 26, 2019
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real up human

A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation -- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be gone.
I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I call a friend -- and in kind return seals that friendship to me for that may be the one I most need in my final end.
by In the Mindway April 30, 2005
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is the one piece real

Papi mami papi tuhtthutth
by Aosofoepppaytimsnfnkf August 29, 2022
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Muffin fuck (the real deal)

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.
Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.
by B-rownie March 15, 2009
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